In what must have been a conniption of creativity occasioned by an acute case of Spring Fever, I spontaneously decided to add another feature to this ridiculous blog:

novelt2_small.jpg As it happens, in the course of these tipsy travails, I do often come across divinely delightful quotations about drinking. (Stranger things have no doubt happened.)

Now I have just the place to collect them all and share them with you! (Special thanks to Scotty who helped me find the right key words & search engine combination to locate this appropriately inspirational — and inarguably awesome — image!)

Please enjoy them, and of course feel free to live your life by them — I know I do.

{…to which Miss Olive — hilariously — replied:
“Finally! I was lost but now I know my true purpose in life.”}

Witness the wry and/or winsome witticisms of the world-wearily wise…

“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” — Seneca


Mickey Mantle told me the funniest joke last night:

Question: What’s the difference between hard and dark?

Answer: It stays dark all night.

(I admit, I had to think about it for a moment, but I had been drinking — as ususal — and, thankfully, it’s been a while since I’ve consorted with the the Viagra Viceroy.)


This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life (and The Hostess has seen a LOT of amusing things, mind you:

If Oscar the Grouch told it like it is.

NSFW…depending on where (or if) you W, but if this is S where you W, let me know if a Librarian position opens up, because we’re on the same page!