17.  We both have rather expensive hair-dos. (She’s in the $10,000 travelling hair stylist echelon — to which I can only aspire — but I do rather routinely drop a somewhat discomfiting amount of dollars on a certain {stylistician!}  someone to tame my tresses into a semblance of submission that I wish I could figure out how to get financed under the wardrobe subsidy I will be describing to you shortly…)

Now, as far as the pre-election/practice-election polls are concerned, let’s just say that they continue to mimic the actual election as far as the chances for persons going by variations of the moniker “Joe the McCain” are concerned.  Just like in real life (for some reason), it’s the (either retarded or lying) “undecided” voters who (that) are going to decide whether or not The Hostess has a drink with Mr. McWhomever after the election dust settles.   It’s literally a neck-&-neck, tit-for-tat, and [insert your preferred any-other-tied-race-results-reference here] situation.

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“Exciting.”  “Historic.”  “Once-In-A-Generation.”  (Can I get a “Transformational” bandied about?) The same adjectives apply to my own simple 1-question survey as to the mind-numbing 22-Measure San Francisco ballot and / or the presidential popularity contest.  I’d be biting my nails … but I’ve just have them done and they look too nice to gnaw on, frankly (and besides, some of you know from experience what freshly-filed fingernails are good for…).

Look at is this way (if you must): you’ve already wrestled with the pros and cons for or against high-speed rail; you’ve come out (so to speak) one way or another on the semantics of the word “marriage”; and you are either voting for the black politician or the old one.   Isn’t it about time you get to cast a vote that really will be counted, considered, and acted directly upon?!?

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