15.  We both have soft spots for the “special needs” segment of society. (Of course, I realize how those of you who think you know me will either immediately lapse into hysterical laughter at this point, and/or conclude that I have finally come utterly unglued according to the standards of any sanity index.  In my defense, I would refer “those of you” to the response thread of my previous post.  And I sincerely inquire of everyone happening upon this particular post to this ridiculous blog: why are so many of the men in The Hostess’ acquaintance ever so much more charming, entertaining, and erudite online than they are in person?!?!?!?!?!?!?)